Premios... premios... para que me envidien

Si, me parece que soy un afortunado millonario. No entiendo mucho de inglés, pero creo que me informaron que la BMW me regaló 850.000 libras. Les transcribo el correo electrónico para que se den cuenta y me feliciten.

Pero esto no es todo. El Primer Ministro Británico, en conjunto con el gobierno de Estados Unidos de América y el Banco Mundial, también me van a dar algo... no entiendo si es un contrato o una donación o un préstamo... pero se que gané algo de dinero...

Para que se pongan verde de envidia los giles es que lo cuento. Y para que no crean que es mentira, les transcribo los emails que me enviaron:

Este es el primero:

CONGRATULATION YOU ARE A WINNER!!! The Board of Directors, members of staff and the International Awareness Promotion Department of the BMW Automobile Company, wishes to congratulate you on your success as the STAR PRIZE WINNER in this Month's BMW AutomobileInternational Awareness Promotion (IAP) held in May, 21th 2008, in UK.This makes you the proud Draft of Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand(850,000) GBP Pounds. For you to collect your prizes,kindly fill the verification form below and send it to the CUSTOMER SERVICE MANAGER , MR. JONES COLE. Department through email:jonescole@dnsau.org.uk, stating your receipt of this notification.He has been mandated to offer you assistance and facilitate the urgent delivery of your prizes.The selection process was carried out through random selection in our Computerized Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.)from a database of over a million email addresses from the World Wide Web.Each email address was attached to a ticketnumber and your email address with ticket number: 0241603545883 and serialnumber: BMW/976243430100 was randomlyselected as the star prize winner amongst other consolation prize Winners. VERIFICATION FORM: 1.) FULL NAME: 2.) AGE: 3.) SEX: 4.) ADDRESS: 5.) ZIP/POSTAL CODE: 6.) STATE/PROVINCE: 7.)COUNTRY: 8.) PHONE: 9.) FAX NO: 10.) OCCUPATION/POSITION: 11.) COMPANY: 12.) EMAIL ADDRESS: 13.) TICKET NUMBER: 14.) SERIAL NUMBER: Congratulations once more, and keep trusting BMW Automobile for top Quality automobiles. Dr. George Peters PRESIDENT INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS PROMOTIONS,BMW AUTOMOBILE UK

Y este es el segundo:

U.S.A GOVERNMENT,WORLD BANK,UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION
OFFICIAL APPROVAL PAYMENT VALUED $8.3M

ATTN: WINNER,

The British Prime Minister in conjunction with U.S.A GOVERNMENT,WORLD BANK,UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION do hereby give this irrevocable approval order with Release Code: GNC/3480/02/00 in your favor for your contract entitlement/award winning payment with the UNITED NATION to your nominated bank account. Now you're new Payment,United nation Approval No;UN5685P,White House Approved No:WH44CV, Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No: 339331 , Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No : 103 , World Bank Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Citi bank Telex confirmation No: -1114433 ; Secret Code No: XXTN013, Having received these vital payment number , therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the United Nation immediately within the next 72hrs.

As a matter of fact, you are required to Deal and Communicate only with MR.GILBERT CLARKE, DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE CITIBANK OF UNITED KINGDOM, with the help and monitory team from the CITIBANK OF NEW YORK which is our official remitting bank, Committee On Foreign Payment Matters in United Nation, has look up to make sure you receive your money. So contact: MR.GILBERT CLARKE on his contact information,, FAX NUMBER:+44-871-715-2166, MOBLE TELEPHONE NUMBER:+44-703-189-5473,TELEPHONE OFFICE/BANK::(+44-703-189-3462), Email: citibanklondon@citibanklondon.ourprofile.org for immediate release of your contract/inheritance/Award Winning claim Be informed that you are not allowed to correspond with any person or office anymore, You are required to send bellow information for your transfer.

1) YOUR FULL NAME:
2) ADDRESS,CITY,STATE AND COUNTRY.
3) PHONE,FAX AND MOBILE/CELLPHONE
4) COMPANY NAME(IF ANY) POSITION AND ADDRESS
5) BANK NAME
6)BANK ADRESS
7)ACCOUNT NUMBER
8)SWIFT CODE/ ROUTING NUMBER
9) PROFESSION,AGE AND MARITAL STATUS
10) COPY OF YOUR INT'L PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE

NOTE: YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT/COMMUNICATION CODE WITH CITIBANK IS(011),YOU ARE ADVICE TO SEND YOU FULL BANKING INFORMATION TO THE CITIBANK OF LONDON INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE DIRECTOR HEADED BY MR.GILBERT CLARKE AND MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK WITH HIM, WITH YOUR NEW PAYMENT CODE FOR RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT AND SEND HIM ALL YOUR BANKING INFORMATION NOW.

CONTACT CODE(511)
OFFICER:MR.GILBERT CLARKE
POSITION:DIRECTOR,INTL,REMMITTANCE CITIBANK LONDON.
TELEPHONE OFFICE/BANK:Tel: 44-703-189-5473
Tel: 44-703-189-3462,
FAX NUMBER:+ 44-871-715-2166
EMAIL:citibanklondon1@gmail.com

REGARDS

MRS.JOY BENSON.
(CHAIRMAN COMMITTE ON FOREIGN CONTRACT/AWARD WINING PAYMENT UNITED NATION AND USA GOVERNMENT.